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About Us
Shaking Hands With The One-Eyed Milkman (verb) : a slang term for the act of male masturbation; having a wank; beating off; polishing the rocket; jerking off; rubbing one out; bating.
All men do it, all men enjoy it. We're here to help you enjoy it even more!
Our Mission
To provide a safe, casual, and inclusive space for men of all genders, backgrounds, and orientations to shop for sex toys and explore their wildest sexual fantasies.
About Us
Milkman Toys & Accessories began one day when its founder walked into a local adult store and was fed-up with only having a small corner of its sales floor dedicated to ‘men’ with a rack of cock rings, masturbators, and a handful of prostate massagers. The dildos and butt plugs lay far away, buried in the mountains of female lingerie with nary a porn star molded dildo or decent prostate massager in sight. No male lingerie or harnesses, no fantasy dildos, and no strokers without vulvas (vulvas just aren’t his thing).
Disappointed in his local shop once again, he decided that he would create his own space in the pleasure world, a space that was dedicated to people with penises who want to explore all the pleasures their body has to offer. A place where shame and taboo are left at the door, and where everyone from nerdy gamers to alpha jocks and all the gooners in between can find products that make their ears flap and toes curl. A community where masturbation is not only encouraged but celebrated and where men of all paths can freely explore their sexuality.
Milkman Toys & Accessories is a non-judgmental place where men of all genders and persons of all backgrounds can find the right pleasure products for them. Too many companies use the one-size-fits-all model for sexual pleasure, and we understand that what makes you shoot buckets on Tuesday might not be what gets you gooning on Saturday. We are a proudly gay-owned and operated business that celebrates the vast and beautiful diversity of all genders and sexes on this amazing planet. Although our products are geared mainly towards men and people with penises, we welcome all genders, sexes, and orientations to our little corner of the internet. Pleasure is not exclusive to any one class, gender, sex, race, or creed!
We are a couple of cheeky, dorky, pun-laden guys who love masturbation and sex. We do our best to approach life with wonder and laughter wherever we can find it. Oh yeah, we’re kinda nerds too….